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What to Sing for Someone's Eighty-First Birthday
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You are purchasing high quality sheet music PDF files suitable for printing or viewing on digital devices.Written on the train to London for a family get-together. Not to be taken seriously!
A hypercube is a number to the power of 4, that is to say, the square of a square. 81 is, of course, 9 times 9.
The Volga Boat Song type ending is the result of a long-standing family joke, but we think it's funny in its own right.
Warning: do not sing this song if your 81-year-old has no sense of humour.