"If you buy me a Drink" comes from Daniel Laubacher’s musical Company Policy. It is a parody song (and I emphasize its parodic nature) performed by by a seemingly "over-the-hill" bar singer who is trying to get the men to buy her a drink. At first she sets her hopes high with a whiskey, ending the song with "even a coke would do". The style is jazzy and it lyric should not be taken seriously. The song is scored for soprano, flute, clarinet, alto sax, piano, trumpet, trombone, upright bass and drums set.