This is a jazz waltz, written to commemorate how good it felt to finally leave the theatre after watching a really dreadful 'avant garde' production. Two things you have to hand that kind of art: first, it can make 2 hours feel like 8, which is magic of a kind; second, it makes the exit doors a sight (or, ahem, site) of unsurpassed beauty.

I haven't specified any chord changes for the solos, because the contrapuntal nature of the piece doesn't really allow for it. Play modally, folks, and enjoy.